"Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin with no make up on thats when you're the prettiest I hope that you don't take it wrong"

Ladies, I know yall like to get fitted and stunt on the weekends to shit on the next bitch BUT please do it accordingly...

I swear the makeup Gods should lock up all the MAC, Urban Decay, Stila, etc from yall product whores who don't know that LESS IS MORE! Men DO NOT like waking up to a girls face painted onto the pillow, not sexy boo! Don't get me wrong, I loves me some make up but when I'm at home or even on them "regular" days I be on that cherry carmex and .99 cent eyeliner hype feeeeel me?

I was talkin to a good friend yesterday and he told me about his homegirl that would look so much better if she "took it down a couple notches". I can't say I blame him for feelin that way, I saw a picture of her dolled the fuck up like she was going to prom and had on a flannel shirt, jeans, and flats WTF? I was expecting a skanky DIY prom dress and corsage from the neck down! Sad thing is, she was actually really pretty in the face but she decided to do too much and ended up lookin tranny-licious okkkk?

Don't shoot the messenger broad, I'm just sayin! Not like I didn't say you weren't pretty, just said you'd be PRETTIER w/out using ALL your makeup on one of them "regular days". Who knows, you might need that for a wedding later this year! Help me HELP YOU lady! I mean, Drake's fine ass said it himself (refer to title of blog) so just imagine all the other niggas out there thinkin of the same thing riiiiight? Game recognize game sista and if I wasn't tryin to help you out, I wouldn't say shit and let you rock the fuck out of your RuPaul face! Sexy biatch =


So just take this as a heads up from your future BFF! You're welcome! Xoxo

Peace sign