"Damn Cheryl, you're stuck up these days"

Me? Stuck up? Wow.

One of my dearest girlfriends wanted to celebrate her birthday early and go out last Friday night. Usually, I'm the one to send a mass text to the girls, hit the mall, go home, bump Keri Hilson's "Turn my swag on" curl my hair with one hand, and blend eyeshadow with the other...This has been routine almost every weekend for a LONG time... Anyone who's been around me for the past 10 years knows that I'm the first to get it crackin and keep it lit once 5pm on a Friday hits!


However, I'm in a stage right now where I don't want to be sociable, meet anyone new, or get fucked up enough to even think that I wanna be talkin to this fool tryin to spit game...I'm NOT the one! Does this make me stuck up? NO. Just means I'm a woman who knows what she wants and it aint YOU (or anyone else for that matter). Get mad, but I'm sure you'll get over it once the broad to the left has one more Patron shot and starts dancin like she's in the next Ciara video (get em Cici). Make like T-pain and buy her a drink, I'm sure she'll think she's pimpin YOU instead of the other way around...Whatever works, get in where you fit in! As long as it don't concern me, I don't really give a fuck!


Don't get it twisted, I'm nice if you come correct. I always say "I'm good, I'm not tryin to gig right now, but THANK YOU though" when you ask to dance and never use your broke ass to buy my girls drinks. I only get "psycho bitch" on your ass when you can't take the first "oh, no thanks" as if I said that shit in some other language and start harassing a bitch like I'm the only one with a vajayjay in this piece! WTF? This is the reason I stay home! Gah! Dudes these days go to the club actin like they just got released from prison and ain't had pussy in 8 years! Get the fuck outta here.


So no, I don't think I'm stuck up. My bad if I went out to CELEBRATE my girls bday. Trust me when I say I try to stay away from the scene because I know I ain't as nice as the half naked girls who actually WANT to be there but I promise I only have bdays to attend 1-3 times a month! Oh, and if I was REALLY stuck up, I'd let you think you had a chance and bust your balls while all your boys watched. See? I aint that mean...



Bday girl Chris, Murielle, and Me...FYI - If I look like this at the club, I ain't feelin it, it aint you (yet), its me. So back the fuck up sucka!

With love,

Chey