Anyway, I don't know if anyone can relate but for as long as I can remember, my hair always grows a certain length and just kicks it, reaches shoulder length and won't do a damn thing. I've always rocked a short do' and loved it thanks to the Halle Berrys and Rihannas of the world, but I've always wondered what it be like to toss my hair off my shoulder and do the "bitch.boo.bye." to someone (I know a few ppl that deserve it) but I never could so they got the "talk to hand" maneuver which works just the same...
So while envisioning my Vegas outfits in all their hooch glory I saw myself with long body waves...There HAD to be a way...Finally, I started to think of extensions...I did research, asked my girl what brand she had and even youtubed the shit because curiousity was killin the cat...I went to Sallys and...OMFG, can I just tell you what a difference a couple of inches of hair can do for yo girl? As if my Ego wasn't the size of freakin TEXAS already this shit had me doin the bootylicious dance in front of the mirror hella feelin myself! GAH, I wish my hair grew this long, then again my head wouldn't fit through standard doors if it did...Thank you sweet baby Jesus that they're clip ons, because the world couldn't handle this diva: Ms. "Long hurr, don't curr"
"Long, silky, and smooth" Hahaha say my hair ain't luxurious, when you know it is baby!
u are a fucking fool lmao. nevertheless still brought a tear to my eye lol.
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